At one point, the cameras cut to the stands and zoomed in on Tom Cruise’s face, which was set to its factory default of Inverted Crescent Moon Eyes and Toothy Grin. It all started this weekend when Tom Cruise’s face showed up at Oracle Park in San Francisco to watch Game 2 between the Giants and Dodgers. In 1990, after he was declared “The Sexiest Man Alive,” the People cover line noted: “With a killer grin and eyes to sigh for, he’s Hollywood’s sure thing, the star who can make a hit just by showing up.”įast-forward three decades and the sighing is a bit different. Tom Cruise’s face is like Liechtenstein: it’s never under attack. Granted, this is not an impossible mission. My mission today, which I choose to accept, is to defend Tom Cruise’s face.
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